Press Record.

RedTacton
If seems like it wasnt too long ago that I was blogging about Microsoft's patent for using the human body as a medium for transmitting power. It seems some clever humons have discovered a method of using the human (poodle?) body as a medium to transmit data between devices.
"RedTacton is a new Human Area Networking technology that uses the surface of the human body as a safe, high speed network transmission path"
Jaysay: this is crazy, I really hope it's not just hype.

Also, I now have no bruise on my head. I buried the corner of a filing cabinet into my poor brains Monday, today...totally healed. That proves it, I am superhuman.