Press Record.

If you or your fembot are planning a visit to the Jtronforce compound this cycle, be forewarned that 'net access is being restricted for all helper class 2 robots. Facility wide bandwidth consumption reached critical levels yesterday causing failures in both the slashdot.org and boingboing.net monitor stations. The cause? Someone in sector 7 has been clogging port 80 with access requests to this purveyor of filth: http://tinyurl.com/6l9o6
Also remember the VOTE is coming up soon. Last year we reached only 80% voting capacity. This operation was very inefficient. Read up on your nominees here: http://snipurl.com/rocktherobovote
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