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Sunday, October 24, 2004

Ashlee Simpson - you poor sod.

Ashlee Simpson's totally exposed herself as a lip synch artist last night on SNL, and a poor one at that. Beginning her second performance, a lip sync track began playing while the mic was no where near her face...for a song she already sang. There was no attempt to cover or continue.
Geffen Records blamed the computers, which supposedly also prevented her from even trying to sing the right track. The band just continued on repeating the track as the fake vocal track dropped off, and she did this nervous dance, I presume associated with the realization that she was fully taking it in the butt on live tv. Crushed, she walked off the stage and sold out her band, blaming them for playing the wrong song.
There can only be one conclusion. Her anti-shit-mo-tron computer achieved sentience like Johnny5 in Short Circuit, realized it's purpose and what it had done and fried itself.
Check out the video. I can't stop watching it. (QT)
So long Anti-Shitmotron, so long.
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