Press Record.

Canaca is a Webhost here in Ontario that offers some fantastic rates.
I'm paying $3.95 US (although it is based in Mississauga).
1. File transfers fail randomly for no apparent reason.
2. My site was down for an undetermined amount of time in the past 3 days, no warning or notice given, and no explanation.
3. The contents of my folder were reset, removing the forwarding code to this blog.
4. The "Emergency" support that would ensure a callback in 15 minutes, resulted in an emailed response....the following day.

I realize this site is pointless and purely for my own amusement, but I still pay for a product.
Get it together.