Press Record.

Chris says:
damn it. I'm supposed to be working, but this is just too good.
http://www.engadget.com/entry/0139361835969125/
Finally the drinking accessory I've been waiting for. No, wait why
would you ever want this. Who stands around wishing they had more head
on their beer? Stupid Germans. No wonder they lost the war.

Germans: Please send all complaints and threats directly to Chris...after you finish your beer.