Press Record.

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So yesterday at 4ish i decided to go on a bit of an adventure. I rode from the bottom left of that image, pretty much to the top right. Look at the key, although it may only me a small part of your screen, it's actually much bigger in real life. Don't be ridiculous.
What did I learn?
1. People sell pot by the lake here, and seem to be doing quite well.
2. Kids at private schools really should be smoking less dope.
3. Kids at private schools have private patios in front of their exquisitely furnished dorms...where they smoke dope.
4. Opening a water bottle and biking is hard to deal with.
5. So is having your fumbled bottle crushed by a luxury car.
6. You can bike anywhere with enough Advil and cola.
7. I can successfully give cable internet, wireless router and security support while biking.
8. No one will ever care about the above.
9. The bigger the house, the more sad people's kids look.
10. Bikes are stupid.