Press Record.

Morning Grunt
"Escalating Asshat"
3 cheers for this douchebag who dispite the prevailence of escalaters in every mall and airport on earth has not grasped the concept of stand right-walk left.
Come on dude.
New Shirt. Today i am wearing a large white longsleeved shirt. It is both big, and white. It also has sleeves, long in size. One feature I enjoy about this new white shirt is the normal sized collar. I dont know who these mungo-neck jerk-asses are that screwed up neck sizing for the rest of us, but, they need a boot to the head.